Me and Hef
Posted by patricia on Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
There are only a few similarities between me and Hugh Hefner.
As a matter of fact I can only think of two: We both work at home and we both work in our pajamas. (There's a rather tenuous third commonality: Hef surrounds himself with young women who have breasts like flotation devices and when I was a child I owned a floatation device.)
Anyway, for pure form and function, Hef and I have found P.J.s to be unbeatable. There are no decisions to make in the morning as they go well with the hairstyle I woke up with and who cares if they don't match my slippers or flip-flops? I know, there are major distinctions: Hef's are silk and mine are mostly cotton, AND he doesn't launder his own. But I'll settle for far less to launder at the end of the week. And, if I have to dress up to go out, it's usually only with the dogs in the backyard where a heavy robe will do.
And when bedtime arrives; Voila! I'm ready. Sweet dreams.